You thought this fantasy season was going to be a cakewalk, huh? A little angel cake? A little angel food cake with a top glaze? Have your mom mix up the egg whites and the vanilla? Huh? Have your mom cut it with a knife or a small spatula through the batter releasing air bubbles and bake? Light as air? Virtually fat-free? FUCK you, pheasants! This league needs to clean it up. An 83.5 team winner?! It's fuckin' embarrassing!
We kept it short, but we had to cover these action-packed playoff performances. Up next week: Host Rando!
It's SRK week, folks! Get your suitcases packed, your jerseys pressed, and your patches patch'd for what is sure to be our BIGGEST road...
Sorry about the audio in this one. The Commish talks rule changes and a mini-game expansion league. Plus, a special guest who barely says...